Date(s) - 16/11/2019

Liberty Hall Theatre


Starring The X Factor’s Mary Byrne

A hilarious comedy about three pensioner cleaners who start a telephone sex line… and that’s when the fun really begins.

A trio of 70-something hard-working cleaners are facing the axe. They might be past their best, beyond their sell-by date and over the hill but they certainly won’t take threats of redundancy lying down. These game ‘girls’ set up a phone sex service, known as The Telephone Belles, and that’s when the fun really begins.

Their bosses don’t know about it, their families would never guess, and their very willing customers are none the wiser.

They’re the only chat-line girls with dusters, attitude and their very own bus passes!  Pure theatrical viagra?  It probably is – for those who just might need the real thing!

Crude? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. If you love Brendan Grace and Mrs. Brown’s Boys come and meet these old-timers who become good-time girls. 

Over 16s only.

A great piece of feel-good entertainment – you can’t help but be won over! – The Metro 

A dazzling, laugh-a-minute comedy…this theatrical treasure will have you in stitches from the opening to the closing lines. – Newcastle Evening Chronicle

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